[fifth bullet] video

[So there Liquid was, still in that damn tower, sitting on the floor somewhere with an egg in his lap and the PokeGear propped up in front of him.  The egg occasionally gave little bumps and twitches, like whatever was inside it was getting a bit lively in there.]

Look, I've got this egg and I think it's about to hatch, but I don't know what the bloody hell I'm supposed to do with it.

[You were supposed to do something when things hatched, right?  Not that Liquid knew, the only experience he had with eggs was eating them.]

So I'd greatly appreciate it if someone who knew a damn thing about eggs would give me some advice here--

[Crack.]

[Bump.]

[Crack crack.]

[The shell split open, and onto Liquid's lap spilled a... fluffy little lamb.]

...

[Oh god, it was so cute.]

...Never mind.